Nalo nā poʻe kaulana, ʻoiaʻiʻo ...
ʻO ka ʻaoʻao hema hema o Twitter ua hele i loko o ka meltdown piha ma ka wehe ʻana i kā lākou mau māka polū ʻoiai ʻo Elon Musk e ʻoki i nā hōʻailona hōʻoia kahiko.
Mai ko Elon Musk's ka lawe ʻana o Twitter i ka makahiki i hala, ua hoʻohiki ʻo ia e ʻoki i nā hōʻailona uliuli hoʻoilina no nā poʻe kaulana a me nā kiʻi lehulehu. ʻO nā māka polū i kēia manawa he ʻāpana o ka Twitter Blue scheme, hiki i nā mea hoʻohana āpau ke kau inoa no $8 i kēlā me kēia mahina.
ka ʻO Blue ʻAilana hele mai ka scheme me kekahi mau pōmaikaʻi ʻē aʻe, e like me ka hiki ke hoʻoponopono i nā tweets, kākau i nā tweet lōʻihi, ʻike i nā hoʻolaha liʻiliʻi, a hauʻoli i nā pae mua i ka ʻimi, e inoa i kekahi.
Ma ka lā 20 ʻApelila, hoʻomaka ʻo Twitter e hoʻomaʻemaʻe i nā moʻolelo me nā hōʻailona hoʻoilina, e ʻike ana i nā poʻe kaulana e like me Justin Bieber, Selene Gomez, a me Kim Kardashian nalowale ko lākou kūlana hōʻoia.
ʻO nā poʻe kaulana e uku ana i ka uku mahina e mālama i kā lākou mau māka polū me nā mea ʻē aʻe e uku a hōʻoia i kā lākou helu kelepona.
Ke kau nei ma luna o ka hōʻailona hōʻike i kēia manawa i kēia memo, "Ua hōʻoia ʻia kēia moʻokāki no ka mea ua kau inoa lākou iā Twitter Blue a hōʻoia i kā lākou helu kelepona."
Ma mua, ʻo ka mākaʻikaʻi wale nō no nā mea hoʻohana "ʻeleu, kaulana a ʻoiaʻiʻo" - e like me nā poʻe kaulana, nā luna aupuni, nā hui nui, a me nā poʻe lehulehu ʻē aʻe. ʻO ka kaʻina hōʻoia hoʻoilina he nui, e noi ana i nā mea hoʻohana e hoʻouna i nā hōʻike e like me nā ʻatikala e pili ana iā lākou, kā lākou ʻaoʻao IMDB, kahi kiʻi kiʻi kūpono, a me kahi ʻaoʻao Wikipedia paʻa.
ʻO ke kumu nui o ka hōʻoia hoʻoilina, ʻo ia ka pale ʻana i ka poʻe mai ka hana ʻana i nā moʻolelo hoʻopunipuni a me ka hoʻohālikelike ʻana i nā kiʻi lehulehu. Ua hōʻike ʻia ka māka polū i nā mea hoʻohana he ʻoiaʻiʻo ka moʻokāki a hoʻohana ʻia e ka lehulehu i nīnau ʻia.
Ua hoʻololi ʻo Elon Musk i nā mea āpau:
Me ka hōʻailona polū no nā mea hoʻohana uku, ʻO ka ʻōnaehana hou o Twitter Loaʻa iā ia kekahi mau hōʻailona kala hou no nā hui a me nā moʻokāki aupuni.
Loaʻa i nā hui kūhelu (ʻo ia ka mea e uku no ka lawelawe) i kēia manawa he māka gula, a me nā moʻokāki aupuni (ʻaʻole uku), e like me ka pelekikena, e pāʻani i kahi hōʻailona hina. Eia kekahi, ua hōʻailona ʻia nā moʻolelo bot automated (musk's pet inaina) me kahi kiʻi robota a me nā huaʻōlelo "hoʻohana ʻia e @user."
ʻOiai e pale mau ana ka hōʻailona hōʻoia i nā luna aupuni, ʻōlelo maoli ʻo Twitter he mea ʻole ka lilo ʻana i mea kaulana - inā makemake lākou i kahi māka polū - pono lākou e uku e like me nā mea ʻē aʻe!
ʻOiaʻiʻo, nui ka poʻe kaulana i loaʻa i ka meltdown no ka nalowale ʻana o kā lākou ʻulaʻula polū a hōʻole lākou e uku iā Twitter no ka pono. Ua alakaʻi kēia i kekahi ʻaoʻao o Twitter huhū iā Elon Musk a ʻo kekahi e ʻakaʻaka ʻoliʻoli ana i ko lākou huhū.
E ʻike i ka pane ma Twitter...
makemake @iloniko
— Charlie Sheen (@charliesheen) April 22, 2023
E kala mai i kāu rocket nani
pahū ma ke ʻano kupaianaha. Manaʻo wau e kūkulu ʻoe i kahi mea nui a ʻoi aku ka pahū.
I kēia manawa,
hiki iaʻu ke ʻoluʻolu i kaʻu
uliuli nānā hope?
he mea nui ia iaʻu.
mahalo ma mua,
me ka ʻoiaʻiʻo - c sheen
Ua ʻike mākou i ka huhū huhū…
Ua hoʻopiʻi nā poʻe lehulehu i nalowale i ko lākou kūlana i hōʻoia ʻia e hoʻopunipuni nā moʻohelu manuahi iā lākou ma Twitter me ka ʻole. Ua hoʻopiʻi ʻo Alyssa Milano, "ʻo ia hoʻi, ʻo Twitter a me @elonmusk ke kuleana no ka hōʻino a i ʻole ka ʻaihue a i ʻole ka hoʻopunipuni?"
Ua hoʻopuka ʻo Charlie Sheen i ka hōkū ʻelua a me ka Half Men iā Elon Musk, "E kala mai i ka pahū ʻana o kāu rocket nani ma ke ʻano kupaianaha. Manaʻo wau e kūkulu ʻoe i kahi mea nui a ʻoi aku ka pahū. ʻĀnō, hiki iaʻu ke ʻoluʻolu e hoʻihoʻi i kaʻu ʻeke uliuli?"
Ua pane aku ʻo Musk iā Sheen, "Ua ʻike wau i kou ʻeha."
Ua ʻōlelo ʻo Singer Bette Midler i ka luna Twitter Musk, e hoʻopiʻi ana, "Elon, e hoʻoholo ana ʻaʻole wau ʻo wau, he hoʻopunipuni wau, a ke koi nei iaʻu, nāna i hāʻawi nui i kāu kahua, (ma ka liʻiliʻi a hiki i kou 'tweaked the algorithm & ʻAʻole lawa kāu kālā & hoʻohaʻahaʻa ʻia ʻoe i ka manaʻo o ka poʻe a pau he douche hōʻino ʻoe…”
Ma ka ʻaoʻao ʻē aʻe o ke alahele, nui ka poʻe i hoʻolauleʻa i ka neʻe ʻana e Elon Musk a ʻike i ka hopena holoʻokoʻa hilarious ...
Ua hōʻuluʻulu kekahi mea hoʻohana i ka nui o nā manaʻo, me ka ʻōlelo ʻana, "Aloha wau i nā mea kaulana a pau e hele mai ana ma ʻaneʻi e uē ana no ka mea ua lawe ʻia kā lākou ʻeke uliuli. Manaʻo paha ʻoe e minamina mākou iā ʻoe?"
Ua kuhikuhi kekahi i ka hoʻohenehene o nā mea kaulana hema hema i ʻōlelo ʻia, "A i ʻole e hoʻopaʻa ʻia a nalowale paha kāu ʻoihana," ke loaʻa nei ka noʻonoʻo noʻonoʻo ma luna o "Uku $8 a i ʻole e nalowale kāu māka polū ma Twitter."
Ua nalowale nā hui he nui i ko lākou kūlana i hōʻoia ʻia a hōʻole lākou e uku i ka uku mahina no kā lākou māka gula. ʻO nā hui media e like me ka New York Times, ka BBC, a me CNN ua nalowale ko lākou kūlana i hōʻoia ʻia a ʻaʻohe ʻano.
ʻO ka nīnau e koe: he aha ka mea e hana ai ʻo Elon Musk e hoʻoluliluli i nā mea ma Twitter?
HOOIAIO HOIKE (Nā Kuhikuhi):
https://help.twitter.com/en/using-twitter/twitter-blue/ [Pololei mai ke kumu]
https://help.twitter.com/en/rules-and-policies/profile-labels [Pololei mai ke kumu]
https://help.twitter.com/en/managing-your-account/legacy-verification-policy [Pololei mai ke kumu]
E hui pū me ke kūkākūkā!